This really goes out to anyone who has had to rip a tablet away from their child’s white-knuckled grip because they spent hours listening to some assclown on YouTube narrate Minecraft. But honestly, it’s not just about Stampy. YouTubersĪs if Minecraft wasn’t odd enough, there are literally a bazillion Minecraft YouTube stars that yack, yack, yack, in nerdy Minecraft inside jokes while playing the game, and Stampy Long Nose is the one I hear the most. Essentially, it’s gotten to the point where he talks, and I nod and silently pray that I didn’t just agree to buy some stupid add-on. Half the time I have to ask him to explain a term, which leads to him explaining another term, and then another, and by the time I finally understand why he needed to destroy the ender dragon, half my afternoon is gone. I want to be involved in my son’s life, but the moment he starts talking about Minecraft, I feel like he’s speaking Pig Latin. I don’t even like baseball, and I don’t even play sports, but at least I know how to explain a strike and a home run. How do I even explain the language of Minecraft? My son gets with his friends, all of them a little pudgy and pasty, and they sit in his room and talk about noobs and enderman and giggle and snort, while I listen in and wish they’d just talk about baseball. There are so many reasons children love the damn game, and most of those are the same reasons parents are left scratching their heads. It’s about how confusing it is to some parents (like me!), and the fact that regardless of its best qualities, many parents just don’t understand. I will admit, Minecraft has rewarding qualities, particularly when it comes to creative freedom, but that’s not what this post is about.

If you are that person, stop reading now. I know there are some staunch Minecraft advocates about to read this post, and get all sorts of worked up because they love the damn game and have a list of reasons why it’s wonderful.

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